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Anonymous said: KJJ, lend me your wisdom: My girl wants me to eat her ass, but I'm a microbiologist, so I'm lightweight concerned that eating ass will make me a hypocrite. Idk if I'm still qualified to say shit about bacteria once I lick the bootyhole. The fecal-oral transmission route is real... kingjaffejoffer: I’m sure cardiologists still eat Big Macs.  Professional athletes still play fantasy football.  Pulmonologists still smoke cigarettes You will be the microbiologist who eats ass.  You mustn’t let your occupation rob you of the pure joy of tonguing a woman’s asshole.  Is the act dirty by definition? Of course it is. But that’s a part of the charm. Its kinda like how white people pay $400 to take a bath in dirty ass mud. They’re doing it for the ambiance and shit.  You gotta eat that ass and immerse yourself in the experience of being nasty.

Anonymous said: KJJ, lend me your wisdom: My girl wants me to eat her ass, but I'm a microbiologist, so I'm lightweight concerned that eating ass will make me a hypocrite. Idk if I'm still qualified to say shit about bacteria once I lick the bootyhole. The fecal-oral transmission route is real...

kingjaffejoffer:

I’m sure cardiologists still eat Big Macs. 
Professional athletes still play fantasy football. 
Pulmonologists still smoke cigarettes

You will be the microbiologist who eats ass. 

You mustn’t let your occupation rob you of the pure joy of tonguing a woman’s asshole. 

Is the act dirty by definition? Of course it is. But that’s a part of the charm.

Its kinda like how white people pay $400 to take a bath in dirty ass mud. They’re doing it for the ambiance and shit. 

You gotta eat that ass and immerse yourself in the experience of being nasty.